leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."

English Proverb (via cheapnightmares)

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